i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
