At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
We smell like vodka and hangover
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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