dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
MIDGETS
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Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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