Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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