is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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