I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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