i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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