Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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