haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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