Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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