the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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