I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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