i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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