Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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