I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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