i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Pooping to opera.
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