so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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