Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I am available for nakedness
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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