it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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