Im at strip club and am horny
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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