Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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