we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Randomize
