well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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