i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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