Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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