He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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