what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
He has the fingertips of a God
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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