And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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