Non-Jews are for practice
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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