Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
