I cockslap morals
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
