No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
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