I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Randomize
