My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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