If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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