everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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