Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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