doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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