I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
and you fell through a lawn chair
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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