his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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