i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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