Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
It's just like the Real World with babies
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize