Do vagina's smell?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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