he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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