I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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