Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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