just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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