Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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