im having a threesome with these popsicles
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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