So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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