Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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