i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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