Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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