Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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