420 ftw
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'm like, not good at living.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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