fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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